Girl: What does your beloved mother work as 
?
? Kaoko: Umm… 
hmm 
...
hmm ...Girl: Aha! You are embarrassed and couldn’t split out 
, is she a servant or a driver or some sort of a bin collector 
?
, is she a servant or a driver or some sort of a bin collector ? Kaoko: How rude 
! You didn’t even give me a chance to answer or say a thing 
, besides that was such a silly question 
... She had graduated the biggest university in Buddha 
, and could have such expensive earning job as an astronaut or an architect or something like that 
!
! You didn’t even give me a chance to answer or say a thing , besides that was such a silly question ... She had graduated the biggest university in Buddha , and could have such expensive earning job as an astronaut or an architect or something like that ! Girl: You are just telling tales. Ho-ho and I bet you don’t have a car, coming here by bus.
Kaoko: Oh really? We do have a car that's belongs to my father
. And so what if I come here by bus 
? Lot of the girls does .
Kaoko: Oh really? We do have a car that's belongs to my father
. And so what if I come here by bus ? Lot of the girls does . Girl: And where did your father get that car from?
Kaoko: And where do you think he get it from
? From smelly garbage or dirty lake or stolen it or something? He bought it with his own pocket money .
Kaoko: And where do you think he get it from
? From smelly garbage or dirty lake or stolen it or something? He bought it with his own pocket money . Girl: My beloved and handsome 
father has 5 cars. Each with different styles and models , we have Hyundai; BMW, Jaguar, Toyota and Honda. And after 5 years he is going to buy one of my own 
. So what kind of car does your father have? I bet none of those expensive cars we have 
.
father has 5 cars. Each with different styles and models , we have Hyundai; BMW, Jaguar, Toyota and Honda. And after 5 years he is going to buy one of my own . So what kind of car does your father have? I bet none of those expensive cars we have . Kaoko: Really? Oh and we also have a really posh one 
. That has 2 lamps, 4 seats and 3 wheels 
.
. That has 2 lamps, 4 seats and 3 wheels . Girl: What?! All cars have all those 
, except… ahem… those 3 wheels 
.
, except… ahem… those 3 wheels . Kaoko: I know, I know 
. But you know that these wheels are the most uncomfortable wheels that you could ever see! Always bumping and makes people jump and bang their heads every single minute 
, and making the most uncommon horrible noises that you could ever hear 
! And we have very stimulating dirty seats that always give me and my family powerful aching , and even can cause skin cancer if sat on it more than 5 hours 
. And we had this kind of lamp that always twinkles 
that made my father really mad 
one day till he smashed is broken, falling into small little pieces 
. We have no choice that we ought to put candles instead 
.
. But you know that these wheels are the most uncomfortable wheels that you could ever see! Always bumping and makes people jump and bang their heads every single minute , and making the most uncommon horrible noises that you could ever hear ! And we have very stimulating dirty seats that always give me and my family powerful aching , and even can cause skin cancer if sat on it more than 5 hours . And we had this kind of lamp that always twinkles that made my father really mad one day till he smashed is broken, falling into small little pieces . We have no choice that we ought to put candles instead .Girl: Mwahahaahaha 
! I think it’s kind of horrible for your pitiful father for not to buy a new car 
. Anyway, what kind of computer windows do you have? I have windows vista, the very modern one!
! I think it’s kind of horrible for your pitiful father for not to buy a new car . Anyway, what kind of computer windows do you have? I have windows vista, the very modern one! Kaoko: We have a window called... Windows Bang-tong-tong .
.Girl: ...What kind of windows is that 
?
? Kaoko: Its supposed to be windows XP at first 
, but... then my mother named it Bang-tong-tong after it turned to a really bizarre computer !
, but... then my mother named it Bang-tong-tong after it turned to a really bizarre computer ! Girl: Bizarre 
? How 
?
? How ? Kaoko: Well 
, you got to BANG the computer to make it work 
, SLAP the monitor to make it unjam 
, STOMP the mouse to make the pointer nudge, PRESS the keyboard’s button 3 times to make the alphabet appears on the screen! And you have to put your ear right to the microphone if you want to listen to the sounds which is really zigzagging 
!
, you got to BANG the computer to make it work , SLAP the monitor to make it unjam , STOMP the mouse to make the pointer nudge, PRESS the keyboard’s button 3 times to make the alphabet appears on the screen! And you have to put your ear right to the microphone if you want to listen to the sounds which is really zigzagging ! Girl: Well, I can tell it’s a stupid and very irritating computer indeed 
. However, why don’t you buy a new one? Can’t afford it or something 
?
. However, why don’t you buy a new one? Can’t afford it or something ? Kaoko: Nah ~ it’s a pity we couldn’t 
. But my mother says 
that having this computer is healthier 
.
~ it’s a pity we couldn’t . But my mother says that having this computer is healthier . Girl: Healthier ? How ?
? How ? Kaoko: She said this computer teach you exercise by BANGING and SLAPPING and STOMPING and PRESSING! And she said that this computer really teaches you Kung-Fu 
! And my mother also said that this computer trains your brain to concentrate to listen to zigzagging noises . And-
! And my mother also said that this computer trains your brain to concentrate to listen to zigzagging noises . And- Kaoko: Get lost 
!
! 
Well to put it midly I can't understand your jokes but ... okay, I clicked "funny". And decided to laugh hard to ... uhm, support you, I guess? I don't want Kaoko chan to be lonely after all *smirk*
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I'm red_orchid_kudo on Twitter. Yes that one and the only one. *laugh*
I must say - Funny. I was surprised by every silly answer. I gotta use something like this myself... LOL
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