[Kaoko's Short Story] A Murder Case In The Hallway

A Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup (passing by and saw a corpse in the hallway): キャアアアアア！ 死骸！死骸！君の御嬢ちゃん、警察と救急車を呼んっで！ (Kyaaaaaa! Shigai! Shigai! Kimi no ojou-chan, keisatsu to kyuukyuusha wo yonde!) - Kyaaaaaa! A corpse! There’s a dead body ! You girl over there, call the police and the ambulance!

*the girl over there turns around*

Kaoko: 私すか? (Watashi su ka?) - You mean me ?

[Japanese] Laugh Your Head Off! Smile To Your Heart's Content!

Person 1: What is a verb for 'laugh' in Japanese? :3
Person 2: 笑う (warau)
Person 1: Then, what is a verb for 'smile' in Japanese? :3
Person 2: 笑う (warau)
Person 1: ...

Yup, it may sounds absurd. But the verb for smile and laugh can share the same word in Japanese. Or at least, that's what I've noticed so far.

• 笑む/えむ (emu)

Sonoko's Abnormal GIFs

I love GIFs ! I just love moving things ! And my master taught me how to make them the other day . Here's 2 gifs I made out of Sonoko:

Sonoko's... abnormal laugh !

Detective Boys & Nobita and his friends!

Have you ever notice the resemblance between Detective Boys (from Detective Conan) and Nobita and his friends?

Kaoko's Collection of Funny Jokes #2 - F-U-N-N-Y!

Person 1: Can you tell me how to spell 'funny' ?
Person 2: **-
Person 1: What- !!?
Person 2: **-
Person 1: OMG !!
Person 2: Wha- what's wrong? Didn't you ask me how to spell 'Funny'?

Person 1: I did but...

Person 2: Then it's F U N N Y.
Person 1: Oh . 

Silly Questions Get Silly Answers

There was a girl sitting next to Kaoko in some kind of events and this they had some conversation… 

Girl:  What does your beloved mother work as ? 

Kaoko: Umm…    hmm ...

Girl: Aha! You are embarrassed and couldn’t split out , is she a servant or a driver or some sort of a bin collector ? 

Kaoko: How rude ! You didn’t even give me a chance to answer or say a thing , besides that was such a silly question ... She had graduated the biggest university in Buddha , and could have such expensive earning job as an astronaut or an architect or something like that !