[Kaoko's Short Story] A Murder Case In The Hallway

A Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup (passing by and saw a corpse in the hallway): キャアアアアア！ 死骸！死骸！君の御嬢ちゃん、警察と救急車を呼んっで！ (Kyaaaaaa! Shigai! Shigai! Kimi no ojou-chan, keisatsu to kyuukyuusha wo yonde!) - Kyaaaaaa! A corpse! There’s a dead body ! You girl over there, call the police and the ambulance!

*the girl over there turns around*

Kaoko: 私すか? (Watashi su ka?) - You mean me ?

Kaoko's Collection of Funny Jokes #2 - F-U-N-N-Y!

Person 1: Can you tell me how to spell 'funny' ?
Person 2: **-
Person 1: What- !!?
Person 2: **-
Person 1: OMG !!
Person 2: Wha- what's wrong? Didn't you ask me how to spell 'Funny'?

Person 1: I did but...

Person 2: Then it's F U N N Y.
Person 1: Oh .