A Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup (passing by and saw a corpse in the hallway): キャアアアアア！ 死骸！死骸！君の御嬢ちゃん、警察と救急車を呼んっで！ (Kyaaaaaa! Shigai! Shigai! Kimi no ojou-chan, keisatsu to kyuukyuusha wo yonde!) - Kyaaaaaa! A corpse! There’s a dead body 
! You girl over there, call the police and the ambulance!
! You girl over there, call the police and the ambulance!*the girl over there turns around*
The Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup: ええ！早く！ (Ee! Hayaku!) - Yes, you 
! Hurry up 
!
! Hurry up !Kaoko: 分-分かった！。。。救急車！ 警察！こちに来い！(Wa-wakatta! …KYUUKYUUSHA!!! KEISATSU!!! Kochi ni koi!) - Go-got it! …AMBULANCE! POLICE! Come over here 
!
!The Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup: ... 
*the random old lady with heavy makeup hit the girl over there with a bag 
*
*The Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup: 然う言う意味じゃないわよ！この屎尼！携帯を！ (Sou iu imi na ai wa yo ! Kono kuso ama! Keitai wo!) - I didn’t mean it that way, you damn bitch! Give me your phone 
!
!*the girl over there gives her phone to the random old lady with heavy makeup 
*
**the random old lady with heavy makeup phoned the police and they came*
Inspector Midori: 死亡したのは? (Shibou shita no wa?) - What is the estimated time of death 
?
?Officer Takagi: 男が死亡したのは九時三十五分から十時四十分間。(Otoko ga shibou shita no wa kyuu ji san juu go hun kara juu ji yon juppun aida.) - The woman’s time of death was between 09:35 AM and 10:45 AM 
.
.Inspector Midori (turns around to the two major witnesses): So you two were the one who discovered the body. Arai-kun and… Ze Randomu Orudo Reedy Weze Hiavi Meekuappu-san 
?
?Kaoko: Not me 
. I am just a girl passing by 
who happened to be yelled at 
by a random old lady . She told me to phone the police and the ambulance 
.
. I am just a girl passing by who happened to be yelled at by a random old lady . She told me to phone the police and the ambulance .The Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup: You saw a dead body and just ignored it 
!? What kind of heart do you have 
?!
!? What kind of heart do you have ?!Kaoko: 
... It is a pain in the ass so 
… I didn’t want to be dragged in (laughs 
).
... It is a pain in the ass so … I didn’t want to be dragged in (laughs ).The Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup: Inspector! This girl is suspicious !
!Inspector Midori: Indeed .
.Kaoko: Is it alright with you to accuse me like that (talking to TROLWHM) 
?
?The Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup: Yes .
.Kaoko: Then you don’t mind if I point things about you 
?
?The Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup: I care less . It’s probably nonsense that doesn’t make sense 
.
. It’s probably nonsense that doesn’t make sense .Kaoko: ...
You 
… why did you pass on the job to call the police to me 
? Where is your cell phone 
?
You … why did you pass on the job to call the police to me ? Where is your cell phone ?The Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup: That’s 
…
…Kaoko: Telling from how you dress 
, you are the kind of person who likes to socialize with people. 
For people like you to not be carrying a cell phone around it is just weird 
.
, you are the kind of person who likes to socialize with people. For people like you to not be carrying a cell phone around it is just weird .Inspector Midori: Ze Randomu Orudo Reedy Weze Hiavi Meekuappu-san 
?
?The Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup: ... 
! I- I dropped it somewhere 
.
! I- I dropped it somewhere .Kaoko: Don’t lie! Inspector Midori, may you check her belongings 
.
.Inspector Midori: Satou-kun 
!
!Officer Sato (turns to Officer Takagi): Takagi-kun 
!
!Officer Takagi (turns to Officer Chiba): Chiba-kun!
Officer Chiba: Hai 
!
!Officer Sato: You do it *hits Takagi on the head*!
Inspector Midori: I told you do it *pinches Satou on her back*!
*they checked the random old lady with heavy makeup’s bag and found a cell phone covered in blood*
Inspector Midori: Why did you kill her?
The Random Old Lady With Heavy Makeup: She pisses me off.
*police takes her away*
Inspector Midori: Because of you, the case is solved!
Kaoko: It was nothing. Ohohohoho!
Inspector Midori: From now on… you are a member of the Investigation Bureau! And you are… Officer KAOKO!
Kaoko: Eh? Ehhhhh!!
Inspector Midori: Jaa na!
And that’s how I got the title 'Officer Kaoko' 
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